So it’s late, I can’t sleep and I haven’t posted on my blog for aggggeess! I have so much to fill you guys in on! Errmm where do I even start? Okay so after three years of Googling ‘How to become a transsexual porn star’, sending numerous Tweets to numerous people who MAY be able to help me get in to the industry and sending countless emails - I finally managed it! I’m now officially a published porn star! You know most little boys want to grow up to be a fireman, but I always wanted to be either a WWE Diva or a slutty porn star! Honestly - I remember being about 11 years old and having a poster of Pamela Anderson on my bedroom wall - I used to tell my mum I fancied her but as we all later discovered, I idolised her and wanted to be her. Then when I was a teenaged my walls were covered in posters of Trish Stratus, the WWE/WWF wrestler. Again, I told my friends I fancied her but again, in reality I wanted to be a blonde bombshell with massive tits that other lasses hated out of jealousy and men couldn’t look at with out there cocks twitching! And ten years down the line - here I am; 34d tits, hair down to my arse, a banging size 8 body being paid to be sexy! And let’s face it - there isn’t one flaccid penis when I walk in o a room ;) haha I’m loving it. It’s funny - I was trying for so long to get in to porn and all it took was signing up to a site and adding a listing and I had my first shoot booked with in a month! I mean I’ve only done three solo shoots so far so I’m hardly on par with Ron Jeremy, but it’s a start and I’m getting offers for work flying in so who knows what the future holds, eh? I have to admit my first shoot was really scary! I came down with a horrible flu the night before I was shooting which really didn’t help, but I didnt wanna miss the opportunity in case it never happened again! I smashed the photo sets, I mean I’ve been posing all my life - it comes quite naturally. As does looking like a slut, which I guess works quite well for me in my line of work. Honestly, no matter what I wear you can still see my inner-skank shining through! A guy I know once said to me ‘As soon as I see you I think of sex’. Obviously I took this as a massive compliment. I probably gave him a blow job to say thankyou. Anyway - before each photo set, I had to do a twenty minuet long video where I talk dirty to the camera as if it was my fella or someone I was fucking or what ever. Now, that may not sound that hard - but when you’re talking to yourself, for twenty minuets, baring in mind I wasn’t aloud to get naked and touch myself until around thirteen minuets in to each scene, baring in mind I was dieing of flu, BARING IN MIND me and the photographer had gotten pissed the night before and I felt like shit. BARING IN MIND I had to do six twenty minuet scenes one after the other - baring all this in mind, you tell me how easy you think it’d be to come up with enough different ways to say “Do you want to fuck my arse” to fill up two hours of footage?! Plus I’d never really talked dirty before - not even in my personal life. I always used to feel awkward trying to talk dirty - I mean of course now I fucking love telling a guy that “I want you to bend me over, spit on my tight little arse hole then slide your big, hard fucking cock inside me” during sex. Haha. I actually passed out after doing the first two scenes because I was so ill! I had to do a four hour drive home, DIEING and reschedule to finish the shoot when I was feeling better. #FuckSake Fair to say my first shoot was a bit of a disaster. Luckily the woman I was shooting for was lovely and got me through the shoot. Regardless to all the bad luck I had, I still enjoyed it and I got some good pics which led to my second shoot, which led to my third etc (which both went alot smoother by the way and I’m getting pretty good at talking filth too .. “Fuck my TS ass daddy!” #PrivateJoke ) So my porn careers off to a really good start. I’ve also more or less completely stopped escorting which is great! I’ve been wanting to stop for a while now, or at least have a break. When you’re having sex day in day out, it really starts to take the fun out of it! - Think if you worked at McDonalds and got a free meal there every day for your lunch - you’d get fed up of McDonalds’, and no one wants that because we all love enjoying a Big Mac every now and then! So yeah I’m in a pretty good place work wise at the moment. Got a few hard-core boy/girl, TS/TS scenes coming up too guys so keep an eye out for them ;)
In exactly four weeks and two days ( not that I’m so excited I’m counting down the days or anything ) me and my best friend are going on a plastic surgery holiday to Belgium! She’ll be coming back with new tits and I’ll be coming back with a brand spanking (pun intended) new bum! Yep, I’m getting bum implants! If you’re thinking to yourself - “why? she doesn’t need them, her ass is decent.” because you’ve seen me on a night out in a skin tight dress that you can see my peachy ass through - Welllll, I’ve got a slight confession. I’ve been wearing them horrendous padded knickers that have a bum built in to them every time I’ve left the house for around a year now. Now you try explain to a guy you’ve pulled on a night out why your ass looked amazing in the club and so tiny and flat now that you’re naked at home! It’s awkward as fuck! So this surgery is definitely going to be money well spent. I kinda feel like my bum is a massive give away to me being transgender. It’s just really flat and boyish. No amount of squats or cake will make it any bigger either - I’ve tried.
As of today I’m also in an exclusive “relationship” with a guy I’ve been seeing for around four months now :) I say “relationship” because we’re not putting a label on it, but we’re not seeing anyone else if that makes sense? He’s a really great guy and an amazing shag! I mean he’d have to be to keep me entertained and monogamous for four months, right?!I can honestly, hands on heart say that I’ve only had sex (not including work) with him for the last four months! Now, I’m assuming you all kinda know who I am and what I’m about right? I’m a big, fat, dirty, cum-guzzling whore! My motto is along the lines of “say it loud - say it proud; I’m a slag”. And the fact that this guy has managed to make me hang up my slut boots - it says alot about his dick right? It’s a pretty perfect cock, an Iphone and a half long, THICK an cut. And he knows how to use it too. He has fucked my little arse hole like no one ever has before! I’m talking completely smashing the fuck out of me for hours and hours! I have to say I’ve put in my own fair share of amazing performances too. The other day I gagged on his cock for so long my black eye shadow ended up on my cheeks and I looked like a slutty version of The Grudge (not my finest look, still pulled it off though). I think some times two people just click during sex and it’s explosive - yknow? We have a real laugh too and enjoy each others company even when we’re not fucking which is nice. There are so many sex stories I could tell you about him (I know that’s the part you all really read my blogs for!).. Okay so interesting fact - did you know that there are security cameras in every single elevator in the world? I didn’t. So we booked a room in the MalMaison in Leeds for the night, which is quite a nice hotel I mean its an upgrade from The Etap, yknow? Full of business men and upper class people. So after we’d been out, we stumbled back in to the hotel absolutely wasted and made our way to the elevator. Feeling a little naughty I whispered in his ear as we were walking “undo your belt” and he was like “why?” “I cant wait until we get back to the room to suck your cock, I’m gonna do it in the lift”. And of course, me being me kept my word and dropped to my knees, wrapped my lips around his hard cock and started blowing him off thinking we were in the privacy of the elevator! So, the next day I’m telling one of my girlfriends this and she explained the whole ‘CCTV in every lift in the world’ thing! Now, this isn’t the first time I’ve sucked dick in a lift, I wont lie. I always thought they were pretty private secluded places to do what you like in!? Obviously not. They NEED to start putting signs up …
Only a quick update guys - but I hope you enjoyed reading. I’m gonna try up date this more often now. Hugs and gob jobs, Mia x